Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Kinda got lotsa shows from one of my bros today, awesome much. Watched Clash of the titans first, then Despicable me. The first one was really good, the effects and all. So the story goes around this boy named 'Perseus', whose fisherman family got killed by Hades, 'accidentally'. So the thing here is this, Perseus's dad isn't the fisherman, but a king. BUT!! The king tried to kill Zues (the god of gods) , which obviously failed badly. And in turn, Zues transformed into the king himself, and slept with the queen. I mean, HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!! Firstly, you get your revenge. Secondly, you get to sleep with the queen!! She's hot fyi. (: So there you go, Perseus was born. Then King tried to kill the queen and baby. A hot demi-god protected them. Fisherman found Queen and baby = happy family (: Hades kill them all, Perseus survived = sad family ): Blah blah blah, Perseus sent Hades back to hell. OH! The hot demi-god died, but Zues revived her. So Perseus + Hot Demi-god = SUPER AWESOME ENDING!!!! As for Despicable Me, i'll probably rate it the best cartoon i've ever watched. You'll laugh, then cry, then both. It's bout a villain, who adopted 3 little kids as part of his evil plan. But their innocent love for him changed everything as he soon realizes that these 3 kids aren't only part of a plan anymore, but part of his life. He wrote a poem to them... One big unicorn- written by Gru (the villain) One big unicorn strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around, and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry, he never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he could never part, from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

KahHo blogged @ 1:36 AM

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Ok, first of all. I've removed the tagboard, cuz i've got retarded comments like, Rika: Good job! Very lively blog. Or SarahLikeViagra: Your blog has a really distinctive style. I mean, like whatthehell?! I blog once every, 3 months?! Very lively blog you say? Dude, you ancient? And COME ON!! What kinda nickname is SarahLikeViagra? But anyways i know these are just spams, still find it amusing tho. (: The thing is, I believe everyone has lost their phone at least once,yea? So a lady has her iPhone stolen by a snatch thief. And he was caught a few days later, all thanks to... AN APPLICATION?! O.o?! Yea, so there's this uber cool app, 'Find my iPhone', where it kinda tells you the 'physical location' of your iPhone (yeah, they used the word 'physical location') They would probably develop another app to find out the spiritual location of your iPhone..yes, iPhones are haunted.ROFLMAO?? It kinda caused a huge misunderstanding in the iPhone world. I've heard people saying things like, 'OH! Do you know how cool my iPhone4 is? It has some installed device that tells the police where my iPhone is!!' It's not a device you douchebag! And dude, you gota tell the police you lost it... And guys, talking bout phones, Do you constantly think that your phone is ringing, or checking if there's any missed calls or text messages... familiar? If so, you're having the mobile phone syndrome. ( can't they think of a cooler name?) 50 out of 80 people are having this syndrome. Research shows 30 out of 80 Singaporeans don't have phones... Nah, made that up myself. :D But why? A psychiatrist blames it on the stress we're all facing in the society. Catch a movie, go to a bar or club...whatever it is, just chill the fuck out! (:

KahHo blogged @ 1:04 PM

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

HELLLLOOOOOOO!!!! 'WTF?! A new post?!' I know, i know... But seriously, it's not like as if anyone reads this blog anymore, not even me, honestly. (: Anyways, we all know christmas is coming. No, seriously, if you don't know christmas is coming, you're probably Hindu,Jewish or some other religion. And of course, you'll think Santa is some fat old fuck. The question here is...Is Santa even real? So as an engineering student, (which im not really proud to say), we look at facts. Consider the following: 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. Presuming there's at least one good child in each home. 3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to... park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth, we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 to 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, at most, 15 miles per hour. 4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that 'flying reindeer' (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. 5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.> In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

KahHo blogged @ 11:19 PM

Thursday, October 14, 2010

So I've come up with a list of things i wana do/get... 1:An acoustic guitar (which i've got) 2:Polaroid (but i've decided to get an instax instead. (: ) 3:BlackBerry (the new curve) 4:Fedora (a straw hat maybe) 5:Shoes (vans?!) 6:Bag (Manhattan Portage? (: ) 7:Universal Studios (FREAKING EXPENSIVE!!) WTF! 8:Sg Flyer (but i don't wana go alone man, retarded) 9:Prawning (tomorrow) So I've only got the guitar. ): Epic fail, i know... But it's alright, i've still got one final week to go, hope i'll manage to get most of the things by then. The holidays are comming to an end, so it's another 6 months till sem break...looking forward to it, HAHAHA!!! I'll be really busy with my final year project, i've got a epic fail flirt, and a nerd as part of my 3-man group, so hope everything goes well. I must admit, this holiday is really special. I've met someone new, had fun and all. Things would probably change when school starts, things always change... Then again, somethings don't.

KahHo blogged @ 10:10 AM

Friday, October 8, 2010

So the thing is this, i've been working my ass off for the past few days. Dog's life, really... There's no internet at my workplace...explains quite alot, i know. So i thought, might as well stay at home for like, 2 days or so. It's the 2nd day im staying at home now. and i've come up with a conclusion... IT'S DAMN BORING TOO!!! WHATTHESHIT!!!! But i guess it's cuz my dad's at home. He dosen't like music at all, so i can't play any videos or music, cuz to him, all these are a waste of time. Tonight, i'll probably go to Clinic, it looks quite like a nice place actually...Gona ask a few friends along, cuz it'll look damn stupid to go drinking by yourself. emokidz1991. haha! Ok, so recently, there's this breast cancer awareness thing going on. And you've got to post something that starts with a 'i like it on' something something. So people have been posting really funny stuff everywhere. I went to silly girl's workplace last night. And her colleague started talking bout the 'i like it on' thing. So she came up with a few... I like it on the bamboo pole. ( the one that hangs outside the HDB flats, super kinky this one.) I like it on my mum's bed. ( i like this one the best :D )

KahHo blogged @ 2:40 PM

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

What?! A new post?! Yea, i know, it's been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while since i've last posted anything. And this would be the post where i fucking vent out everything. See,the thing is, ever spoke to someone bout something,and they sounded like they're gona do like, just a little and all. And the next moment, they go overboard. I really hope it's gona be an exaggerated word, else it's fucking pointless to talk about anything anymore. Im just fucking angry now.

KahHo blogged @ 10:56 PM

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Ok guys, this is crazy man. Im officially a nerd. Stayed up 2 nights studying like some...i don't know man. what do you call someone who stays up for nights studying for exams? Both my bros are sleeping. im on my laptop, cuz it's really boring here. And they're snoring now, we gota leave in half an hour. i don't know how am i gona wake them up. I'll sleep my ass off after im done with my papers, really...Screwed up nights man. The thing is, i don't see myself as an engineer. I understand that there are many types of engineers out there, but it's a really serious job, and i just don't fit in. And i was thinking, blogs are really boring. Like pure words, and maybe pictures here and there. A vlog would be so much better. I've never done one before, but no harm trying. Ok, recently, i've done something out of this world. I was like, 'oh fuck, what have i done?!' But there's always a first for everything,oh wells. (: Picture perfect, puts a smile on my face everytime i look at it.

KahHo blogged @ 6:19 AM